Private club · invitation only

The monthly competition for sophisticated gentlemen

Monthly Sophisticated Gentlemen Investment Group. Pay in £10–£20 on the 1st, import your Trading 212 export, and let the numbers settle the argument.

Registration requires the club access code.

This monthdeposit-adjusted
  • 1The one who bought the dip+11.42%
  • 2The index fund defender+4.18%
  • 3The dividend hoarder+1.06%
  • 4The one who held too long−6.73%

Illustrative standings.

Built for one argument

Who actually picked well this month — and who just paid in more.

Trading 212 import

Drop in the official export. We read every action — buys, sells, dividends, promotions, stamp duty — and reconcile the whole ledger.

Deposit-adjusted returns

Paying in £20 on the 28th will not flatter your month. Returns are time-weighted, so the table measures decisions, not deposit timing.

Monthly standings

Monthly, quarterly and annual tables, a Wall of Fame for past champions, and a Wooden Spoon nobody wants to hold.

Dividend league

Every payout tracked per holding, with withholding tax separated out, and its own table for the income investors.

Percentages only

Hide cash amounts across the whole app with one toggle. Nobody needs to know the size of your account to know you had a good month.

Banter, on the record

Comment on any portfolio, trade or profile, and cheer the calls that came off. Gloating is a feature.

The 1st

Deposit £10–£20 into your Trading 212 account.

Then import

Upload your export so the month can be scored.

Month end

Standings lock. A champion is crowned, a spoon awarded.